unlockaflockofwords:

hannahyesss:

[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.

Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

“I seriously doubt that.”

“You think a woman like this could ever fall for a guy like you?”

“And you can stop me anytime with the compliments if they’re becoming, you know…”
“No, that was… very sweet.”
“’Sweet?’ Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I’m 8.”
“You’re not sure bad yourself.”
“Please, I’m fantastic.”
“Yeah. You are.”

wyndamwesley:

#thinking those thoughts all the way back in season 1 hey #this is for anyone who thinks sarah wanting to start a family in season 5 was ooc

“Why are you so stubborn?!”
“Actually, I’d like to consider this a rare moment of courage! I don’t know where it’s coming from, I guess you just bring out the worst in me.”
“And you in me.”

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

z1c:

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